I don't mind, because you don't matter. I hear you were born on a farm. People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. Do you want do die stupid? You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt. What did you do with the diaper? Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? I was at the zoo. I can see why they threw him out! I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. I bet your mother has a loud bark! Don't think, it may sprain your brain! I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? We have to take ourselves far less seriously sometimes, and laugh at ourselves! All that you are you owe to your parents. I dont know what your probelm is. I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away? What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. Your family tree is good but you are the sap. Some open the package sooner.
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up? Your mother left here at 9 this morning. You were dragged through dumb-ass forest. You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. But that is a good thing! I dreamed I was you.
You guys website made me laugh and my family! I was at the zoo. What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Don't bother leaving a message. Q: What can you catch but not throw? You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. Can I ignore you some other time? When it's dark, he's handsome.
Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. I thought of you all day today. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Do you really not get this, or are you being intentionally obtuse? Excellent time to become a missing person. If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you. Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave! If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content. See more ideas about Fanny pics, Funny images and Funny stuff. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! You just helped me realize it. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? He can think without moving his lips! Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
This site will be updates with new material continuously. You are down to earth but not quite far down enough. Down deep inside, he is shallow. They would all like to throw you down one. He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. You should do some soul-searching.