A: One is a cunning , and the other is a runningcunt. A: They spend 13 hours a day making them. Q: What happens if life gives you melons? Your sister get B on math test. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Here are 100 of the best and one-liners of all time, compiled from , and taken from the mouths of comedy legends both past and present. Body like a Greek statue — completely pale, no arms. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
They both capture the moment. Yo mama so fat, back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs. Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Q: What does a midget model do? She wanted to gain weight! If you use the short form, the government gets your money. Q: What do you get when you plant kisses? Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist? A: Because of all the wangs 3. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! Q: What dog keeps the best time? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift! On Hanukkah, my mother had our menorah on a dimmer. Orange you going to let me in? Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion? What a sad state of affairs.
Did someone leave your cage open? Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A: A midget with a yo-yo. Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? In fact, in your case they're nothing 7. Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 78. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? Here are 50 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years? I never make the same mistakes twice, I make it five or six times just to be sure. A: The are too high.
Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? Why did the man run around his bed? There is many and I mean huge amount fat jokes about yo mama. A: Give him a yo-yo. Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A: They take the psycho-path. Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? Obesity is a disease that is increasing every year. Go ahead and enjoy yourself with these great fat jokes.
Q: Why are most midgets good guys? How did you get your foot in then? Do you have a map? Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? Scold enough out here to go ice skating. Cows go moo not who. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? Q: What bank do midgets use? You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A: The month of March! Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit? I am working strongly to add many more insults of the same kind, so always have more to read. Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. A: Because they continue going on the string…. Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter? A: They just use the curb! Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? If you know a fat insults you think should be on this list, write me and I will set it up with your name as thanks.
People say I've no taste, but I like you. Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? A: No No No I said I wanted for dinner! Needle little money for the movies. Why you drop F-bomb…Drop A-bomb instead 27. Of all the losers, you came in first! B+ on your blood test? I read the other day that people eat more bananas than monkeys. Because they keep stepping on the string! A: Because he was out-standing in his field. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Yo mama so fat, I gotta roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? Q: Why did the picture go to jail? Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? This will feature the stories you need to know, as well as a curated selection of the best reads from across the site. The key to making a good one liner work is to fit it into the conversation seamlessly. She was a vegan and refused to touch me. More funny jokes: And some quotes: Want more i? He loves referring to himself as a private investigator. Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Q: What did 1 small person say to the other on a swing? Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen. Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting? Do you have a Bandaid? Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. Cows go Cows go who? Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian? He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. Q: What do the Chinese do during erections? Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? These are 25 of the best one liners you have ever heard! What fish is the best fighter? Robin the piggy bank again. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? Don't think, it may sprain your brain! Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by.